Monday, October 5, 2009

All About Me

Most people think I'm pretty odd, I think most people are pretty odd.

I wish more things were still made out of metal.

I think the republican party is the greatest evil the world has ever known.

I have an opinion on everything.

I am not shy about sharing my opinions.

Based on books per week x weeks in my life I have read 5,683 books since I learned to read.

I fully intend to run for president someday.

I think I can win.

I believe very strongly in God, but I always lock my door.

I believe when it's my time to die I will die, nothing I do between now and then will alter that, there is no other plausible explanation as to why I am still alive with all the stupid shit I did when I was young.

I don't agree with abortion but would never support a law saying a woman can't choose one.

I like animals better than I like people.

I think that rattlesnakes are the most honest creatures on God's earth. They don't pretend or lie, if you fuck with them you will get bit. They even warn you.

I don't forgive and I never forget. If you pissed me off in jr. high, I still don't like you.

I only listen to AM talk radio. There is nothing on FM worth hearing anymore.

I am far older than my years.

I believe violence is a form of ignorance.

I really want to learn to play guitar. It's my only real goal right now.

I don't have a guitar.

I feel only 5 people are qualified to teach me guitar, and they are far to busy to do so.

Those people are Steve Earle, Todd Snider, Guy Clark, Chelle Rose and John Hiatt.

When I get to heaven if a harp is the only choice I will not carry and instrument. I have no interest in learning to play a harp.

I will never conform to what someone else thinks I should be.

My idea of dressing up is a T-shirt that still has it's sleeves.

I am never satisfied to just know the answer to something, I have to know why it's the answer.

I spend a lot of time wondering about weird random shit.

It's why I don't sleep well.

I think I should have been born 200 years ago.

I am a very emotional person, but my face never shows emotion.

My nieces and nephews are the most important part of my life.

Seeing them smile and laugh make all of the other shit worth going through.

I am afraid of needles that do not have ink on them.

Nurses who have given me a shot or taken blood think I am insane.

I am a pretty tough guy for most things, but a tiny little spider can make me pee myself.

That's about it...............